Freckles the Kansas Land Pirate

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itsapirateimustbe:

How to court me:

1. Food

2. Surprise me (with my favorite snack[s])

3. Bring me sparkling things (like sparkling cider or wine)

4. Make me something (preferably a meal)

5. Flowers (with dinner)

6. I literally want you for free food.

SO IN HONOR OF GETTING A CRAPTON OF FOLLOWERS TODAY

I thought I’d write up a get-to-know-me post. Enjoy. Or don’t. I don’t control your happiness.

*I live in a relatively small town in southeast Kansas that has only two claims to awesomeness. One, ICEEs were created by Omar Knedlik in a Dairy Queen (that isn’t even open anymore) in 1958. And two, the Dalton Gang, whom I just so happen to be related to, unsuccessfully tried to rob two banks at the same time in 1892; the townspeople fought back and there were casualties on both sides.
*I’m 22 and have changed my major for the third time. However this major I’m working with now (graphic design with a marketing track) makes me so excited and happy with life. I see a future for myself and a foreseeable career and I don’t feel lost for once. It’s awesome.
*I have a pretty sexy car, in my opinion. I think it’s my only claim to coolness, saving maybe playing a handful of instruments. It’s a 2008 Pontiac Solstice GXP. And GM currently has a recall on the ignition switch. Just my luck. lol
*You can thank lizisalady for me getting a tumblr however long ago and you can thank evilqueenofcleavage for all my mass blogging of Once Upon A Time (she warned me; I know). I’ve grown close with people from all over. I don’t wanna get sappy and I’ll do a long Follow post soon I guess, but god, seriously, all my friends are fantastic.

And I guess because I got this boost of followers and I’ve said I’m going to do this more than one time, by the end of the week, I’ll post a video on here of me singing something. Have a good week y’all.

like-all-good-lions:

presidentraggy replied to your post “presidentraggy replied to your post “ruthieplaysinstruments replied to…”

SHE’S LIKE REGINA GEORGE (A NICE ONE) EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE IS RELATED TO THAT MOVIE

I HEAR HER HAIR’S INSURED FOR $10,000

ITS CUZ ITS SO FULL OF SECRETS

Geez

Make that five.

presidentraggy said: You go, Frecks. Is it weird for me to call you that? :p

Ha, ain’t weird at all. You can call me Steve the magical unicorn for all I care. I’m Freckles, Ruth/Ruthie, and of course the Kansas Land Pirate. As long as its not derogatory or generally mean/triggering, I respond to literally anything under the sun.

I got four new followers today. Very productive in the land of social media. Oh yeah. Plus that stupid painting.

STAY STRONG BROWN!

You are the true ninja.

prsnl

presidentraggy:

The quartet’s down to one and I have lost at a dangerous game. What up ruthieplaysinstruments and rivierakid? Green played her cards too far from her chest and SOMEone named like-all-good-lions was a sneaky little hobbitses

We’re the worst “anons” ever. lol

justlookatthosesausages:

disneyforprincesses:

there’s a fandom line and you guys crossed it

#DYING


So is Mufasa.

justlookatthosesausages:

disneyforprincesses:

there’s a fandom line and you guys crossed it

#DYING

So is Mufasa.

cookiekhaleesi:

And there you have it. The main cast of Cookies and Crime. A few changes and a few new characters. And it should be noted that Redusa’s (previously Ori) name was Quillystuff’s idea. And Lemony is a character loosely based on Crypticsparrow’s OC.